From time to time, you’ll see landsquid and other strange creatures here around the site. A landsquid, as the name implies, is a squid that lives on land. They enjoy hot cocoa, Cheez-Its, and pestering their neighbor and arch-nemesis, the Alpaca. They tend to be pretty friendly, however, so don’t worry too much about them. I probably won’t send them to egg your house.
Now, if you see some ceiling turtles…run.