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Oh Yeah

Last week I got an email from MileHiCon with the schedule of panels for this year, and then I didn’t do anything because, you know–oh, actually, you probably don’t, I was in a play last week, I was a teenager which was very funny to me but also very fun. But I didn’t have a lot of free time. And then a few days ago I got the updated MileHiCon schedule and was like, crap, I haven’t even had a chance to look at it, I know they gave me Sunday panels and I need to see if they overlap the Critter Crunch, because that would be tragic and it might be too late to change it because I haven’t gotten on it.

So last night I finally went to look and, they’re not doing the Critter Crunch at all this year. D:

(For those new to the blog, the Critter Crunch is apparently the first ever robot fighting competition, going since the mid-’80s. They have 2 lb and 20 lb categories, and the bigger, mobile one has been talking about making a robot to fight in it for years. He’s actually making a robot at school this year so this news has been DEVASTATING.)

Anyway, so I guess it’s fine that I didn’t check the schedule.

I HAVE checked it now, and I’m on one panel with Connie Willis and another with Mary Robinette Kowal, which is more bestsellers than I normally interact with and I am freaking out a little bit about that.

Also I have been reminded that MileHiCon is coming up in three weeks and I need to prep for it.

This includes looking at the descriptions for the panels I’m on more than a few days out (no trying to find a short story a few hours before it needs to be read this year, thank you), and I’ll need to order more copies of Hallowed Hill and Hidden Worlds.

Also need to find my con supplies and make sure they’re all where they’re supposed to be, and maybe print out more flyers.

Probably something else, but that’s a good place to start.

Nano is still kind of gnawing at me (it’s the 25th anniversary!) but no story has miraculously come into being, so we continue to mostly ignore it. But it is hard, sometimes, to watch people in my writing communities gearing up and getting excited while we continue on continuing on. Alas.

How’s October treating you, squiders?

The Neverending Chapter Nine

(Which was Chapter 10 until I realized during my critique group meeting last week that I had, once again, misnumbered my chapters, since I took Chapter 6 out completely.)

(I was commenting on one of the other members’ use of fun little news clippings at the beginning of each chapter and how I’d like to do something fun at the beginning of mine, but I had trouble even numbering them correctly. And then I realized I had, indeed, not numbered them correctly–though, to be fair, it was only Chapter 9 that was misnumbered. So far.)

(We all have strengths and this is not one of mine.)

The critique marathon ended at the end of August, so I’ve been working on Chapter 9 since then, and it is STILL NOT DONE.

I was doing a chapter a week all summer–sometimes with MAJOR rewrites–and I can’t manage a chapter in a month? What the hell.

Now, to be fair, Chapter 9 is longer than the other chapters. Somehow, over the many many revisions, Chapters 1-8 have all streamlined to be about 3-3.5K. Some sort of weird magic. Chapter 9 is probably at least 5K, if not 6K. So it’s like two chapters! But not really.

(I did have the thought that perhaps I should break it up, but there’s no clear place and then it messes with my viewpoint rotation which I JUST FIXED so…)

It’s also right at the act change so that probably makes sense.

But it feels like I’ve been working on it forever. The chapter that never ends, it just goes on and on, my friends…

I’ve counted the pages on my paper copy and it’s 18 pages long (double-spaced). The other chapters were more in the 11-13 page range, so it is definitely longer and not just my imagination. I’ve done 12 of those pages thus far and so have 6 left, though the last page is just a paragraph.

But I have got to pick up the pace. Holy crap. A chapter a month! This revision will never get finished.

(Also, I’m through Chapter 8 with my in-person critique group so I will need 9 and 10 done by about the 15th so I can send them out. But maybe the deadline will help?)

To also be fair, September was kind of a nightmare on several fronts. The bigger, mobile one’s best friend’s mom asked about doing a playdate, and I literally could not find a single day ALL MONTH where he was available. October is already better (and also I should text her) just in terms of not having SO MUCH on the calendar, plus most of the house stuff related to the flood and the tornado is in the final stages. The flooring goes into the basement on Friday and the last of the damaged trees was removed on Saturday (God, my poor trees), so then it’s just putting the bathroom back together (caulking the shower, putting the toilet back, installing new sinks) and putting the furniture back, and we’ve got to pick out new trees and get them planted, but the hard stuff is mostly behind us.

Fingers crossed. Also no more natural disasters this year THANK YOU PLEASE even though they’re forecasting some sort of massive weather event this winter due to El Niño.

(Although since the tornado destroyed all my big trees I guess I don’t have to worry about snow taking off any major branches. Yay.)

Anyway. Wish me luck on FINALLY getting through this chapter. And I’ll see you later this week! AND HAPPY OCTOBER, best month of the year, woot woot.

It Comes!

It’s that time of year, squiders. I have received at least half a dozen emails this week about it.

NaNoWriMo.

It still is so so strange to me how commercial it has gotten over the last two decades. But never mind that.

Every year, in September, when the “Hey, Nano is coming up, GET READY” emails start showing up, I take a moment to ponder whether or not I am, indeed, doing Nano.

This is silly. On the years that I am doing Nano, I generally have determined my intention to do so on my own before this point, and I’ve also, you know, picked a project and have outlined the necessary prep work and my timeline for said prep work. Or done said prep work! Depending on the project, of course.

On years that I am probably not going to do Nano, I have completely forgotten it exists until someone or something brings it up.

(I did my first Nano in 2003, did nine years straight, and have done it on and off over the past decade when it fits in my schedule.)

So, seeing how the emails surprised me, I am probably not doing Nano this year. But my brain still insists we sit and think about it anyway.

I don’t have anything in the prep stages right now. The last Nano I did was 2021, where I wrote most of what would become Hallowed Hill. I did do 2020 as well (the first time I’ve ever finished a draft during Nano itself, doing my cozy mystery), and 2019 (World’s Edge, fantasy). I wrote Across Worlds with You (serial, going up monthly at TDP) in April and haven’t spent any time on prepping any other stories since then.

So. Nothing in the wings, as it were.

Last year I thought I’d use the Nano momentum to get somewhere on my Book 1 revision. This did not work. (I did go to the Kickoff party and make myself sick by drinking coffee after 10 pm. -100/10, do not recommend.) While, in general, you can make and track projects on the Nano website, you cannot actually track non-standard Nanos during Nano.

And I’m still in the middle of this revision (well, actually in the middle. Last year Hallowed Hill had come out in October so I was a bit in recovery mode and hadn’t really started). No reason to think that anything is going to be different this year.

But part of me really wants to do it. To come up with a new story, and pound out 50,000 words, and see what happens.

This is irresponsible. And, as I mentioned before, I don’t really have any stories waiting to be written at the moment. So I would like to say, no, no Nano for me, unless I can figure out a way to leverage it for revision. (Also not a great idea because revision needs thought and intention, and Nano relies on chaotic creativity.)

But there is always a small chance that I will think of something, and I will really want to do it, and that I will jump in feet first come November.

Small.

But there.

Anyway. I can’t believe we’re a week out from October, the best month of the year. Where has the year gone?

See you next week, squiders!

Ah, September

Good evening, squiders. I don’t mean to be a mess but alas, I am.

(Also, in the last 24 hours I’ve picked up a nasty cold, which I wish would not happen right before I have a couple of days to myself. I can barely think straight. Yay.)

All my fears have come to fruition with the end of the critique marathon, in that I haven’t gotten a single chapter finished since it ended.

A lot of that is a transition thing–the end of August and beginning of September is full of them–we’ve entered our busy season at work, the small, mobile ones have gone back to school, the weather is finally changing–and sometimes it takes me a minute to find my groove again.

And part of it is that without the deadline the marathon affords, I can’t necessarily justify dropping everything else like I was.

Sometimes I yearn for my younger days, when I didn’t have anything to do after work except write or draw or play computer games whenever I wanted. Ah well. Choices have been made, and most of them I would not take back. Just gotta adapt.

And, you know, not be full of snot.

I hope things are going better for you than they are for me, squiders. Wish me luck!

Promo: The Damned

Good morning, squiders! I have a teaser for you this morning, for an anthology coming out soon! Just in time for spooky season!

Anthology Stories Include:

The Drain, The Enforcers, The Fog, On a Spring Day, and The Trial.

Flash Fiction, Horror

Date To Be Published: September 23, 2023

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Bite-sized horror stories are brought to you by thirteen authors. From creepy crawlies to the seemingly normal pets. From hideous monsters lurking in the dark to charismatic people showing their true colors.

Each tale is precisely 100 words and leaves a long-lasting chilling effect. Some will make you question the security of the world around you, and what’s more terrifying than that?

Featuring drabbles from Storm Lomax, Jonathan Reddoch, Zari Hunt, Kellee Kranendonk, Andreas Flögel, Simon Clarke, Jacek Wilkos, Ferenc K. Zoltán, Vanessa Bane, C.L. Hart, Natascha Eschweiler, Angela Zimmerman, and J.E. Feldman.

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The Drain

Professor Vladimir Reed-Field wished he had never taken the job at Miskatonic University. He’d never had problems like this when he was teaching at the University of Hawaii. A volcanic eruption would be a welcome change over the sound coming from that damn kitchen sink.

The plumber from Blizzard Pipeworks could find nothing wrong with the drain. She’d scoped it, snaked it, and performed a full flush. She said that sometimes the plumbing in Arkham’s old houses just made odd noises.

The problem wasn’t the pipes themselves. It was the thing inside the pipes that kept whispering the professor’s name.

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C. L. Hart, the owner and sole employee of Naughty Netherworld Press, is spoken of in hushed tones. She is described as The Mad Scribe of the Northeastern Colorado Plains, The Terrible Old Woman, and The Author That Should Not Be.

When not penning sanity-destroying works of dystopian fiction, Lovecraftian fantasy, or old-school horror with the occasional sweet romance thrown in to upset the cosmic apple cart, Ms. Hart enjoys creating baked goods she hopes will be considered palatable.

Ms. Hart shares a home in a remote rural town of 134 souls with her adult son and three cats. Her sense of fashion is best described as Early Twenty-First Century Unmade Bed. This disabled former nurse can usually be found arguing with herself about subplots or rehabilitating eldritch horrors.

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A Lack of Direction

How’s it going, squiders? I’ve had two very busy weeks, meaning today was the first day I’ve gotten to sit down and work on my own projects since the marathon ended last week.

So, of course, I was super productive and everything went well.

hahahahahaha no

With the marathon, it was very clear what needed to be done each week, which allowed me to focus on specific revision tasks.

In theory I should be able to just keep on keeping on.

In practice, apparently, I have too many options.

I sat down this morning with the idea that I would look at the comments from my in-person critique group and integrate them (3 sessions worth, consisting of 6 chapters). But then I got distracted by something, and found my time shortened, so I decided I should just get going on Chapter 10, with the thought that I would still get through a chapter this week.

But then once I got that out, I remembered that I wanted to write the end of Chapter 9 from the other viewpoint character’s point of view, so I was up to date with what she knew and what she was thinking going into Chapter 10 to make sure I was in the right place in her head.

And in the end I got like 500 words on the alternate Chapter 9 and no further, because I had plans to have lunch with my mom and had to go.

Very frustrating. But at least we made some progress?

I’d like to say tomorrow will be better, but it does seem like whenever I’m like “ah, yes, today will be the day I catch up on everything and make great progress” life tries everything in its power to trip me up. Yet hope springs eternal.

Anyway, wish me luck and concentration, squiders. See you next week!

The End of the Marathon

Holy Snikeys, squiders, how is it Thursday already? Between it being the last week of the critique marathon and having chapters due to my in-person critique group for the meeting this weekend, I feel like I’m behind on everything else.

But, yes, this is it. The end. Week 12 of the 12-week critique marathon. I’ve got Chapter 8 up for this week, which is kind of funny to me, because this is the same chapter I got through last time I ran Book 1 through the marathon, except it used to be Chapter 9, so we’ve actually gotten worse.

Except not really. I took two weeks off (due to travel) and had to rewrite two chapters (3 and 5) due to the rules of the marathon, and the resulting rewrites are much much stronger. Who knew that having people call you on your bull would make you actually fix it, and hey, make it better.

(I mean, everyone. That’s the point of critique.)

So now, moving on, I shall have to go through the rest of the revision without people calling me on it, and I’m a little worried that I’m going to fall back into my lazy ways without the constant feedback.

I will still have my in-person group, who is also lovely, but that’s once a month, so instead of getting through 3-4 chapters a month, I shall be down to 2 (and I’m unsure if there’s a standard for when to rewrite versus just pushing on. I shall have to ask.). Feedback-wise, at least. Hopefully I’m getting through 3-4 on my own, and then I’ll have margin.

The winter marathon typically starts at the beginning of January, so there is the possibility that I can run the second half of the book through then (the book is 30 chapters) but I would also, you know, not like to be revising this book for the rest of my life.

On the other hand, I am a little weary. Aside from receiving critiques one must, of course, give critiques, and that does mean there’s a few hours a week going to critiquing versus working on my own stuff.

(Although there’s also the possibility that I will procrastinate my own stuff, but I don’t tend to procrastinate critiquing other stuff.)

We shall just have to see how it all goes down, I guess.

I need to do some other stuff too. Figure out what we’re doing about SkillShare, for one. Send out my newsletter.

But the general plan moving forward is to spend my free time next week updating the current draft with feedback from my in-person group (after the meeting Sunday), then updating based on the last two weeks of the marathon, and then just moving along on my own. I may try to keep the Monday-per-chapter deadline to make sure I’m moving along.

Anyway, wish me luck!

The Workers Have Descended

Hey-ho, everybody! Sorry for going all incommunicado on you this week.

As you know, we had two major disasters in May and June with the basement flood and the tornado. June and July was spent on clean-up (well, actually, the remediation people were here last week to dry the last of the basement, remove mold, and spray stuff places) and so now we focus on putting things back together.

There’s two distinct areas of work:

the yard (tornado damage)
the basement (flood damage)

In terms of the yard, we’ve had the fence replaced. Next step is removing the two damaged trees that are still standing (on the schedule for the end of September), finding some way to shade the patio (since the tree that did so is now deceased), and re-landscaping (though we can’t put in new trees until the old ones are removed). The fence was the big thing, and the rest can get done whenever.

But the basement. Oh, the basement.

The basement has always been hard for us. Basements are kind of weird in general. I’ve almost always had them, because tornados are a thing (if normally rare) but we’ve never utilized them well.

In fact, the basement of one of my childhood homes was the setting of a re-occurring nightmare I had, despite the fact that it was arguably the nicest basement we ever had.

We don’t need the space; we don’t even need to go down there on a regular basis because our laundry is on the main floor. All attempts at making it a useable space that people wanted to hang out in on a regular basis have thus far failed.

But because the basement is literally in pieces we decided we’d try to put it back together in a way that made it more useful.

This includes:

the addition of an egress window so people don’t die if trapped in the basement
a door between the hallway and the “bedroom” so it could indeed be used as one if someone wanted
a new hallway to close the finished portion (currently nonexistent thanks to the flood) off from the unfinished
a complete redo of the basement bathroom, which has always looked vaguely like it was leftover from the 1970s and hadn’t been cleaned since then, no matter how many times you actually cleaned it
- including the addition of a utility sink closet

My spouse has never been one to procrastinate, so since a plan has been put into motion, into motion it must be. In theory having work people in the house shouldn’t distract me but in practice it is wildly disruptive and I can’t think.

Also we’re doing some of the work ourselves, which means I get dragged off to hold thing or give opinions, invariably right when I finally get moving on something.

(I realize this is all very first world problem-y. I have a house! It mostly works! Blogging in general is very first world-y.)

All this to say that I might be spotty on my posting schedule for the next month or so.

(The egress window is done, the drywall – new door frames, walls, closets – is being done as we speak. This weekend will be the new shower and lighting. Somewhere painting must go. Yay. The doors and then flooring – not carpet, never again carpet – and then finally furniture and bathroom fixtures.)

I hope you’re getting everything done that you want to be, squiders! See you next week.

Promo: Pirate Gold

Good morning, squiders! I’ve got a pirate-themed anthology for you guys today! (I love pirates. I’m going to write a pirate novel some day.) Take a look!

Action and Adventure, Paranormal Fantasy, Lovecraftian, Anthology

Date Published: July 31, 2023

Publisher: Dragon Soul Press

Treasure is within reach.

Nineteen original tales of swashbuckling glory are at your fingertips in this anthology. From pirates lured into traps, treasure hunting gone wrong, and epic battles on the open sea. From vengeful ghosts to gruesome mutinies. Living on the edge comes with high costs.

Featuring stories by Paulene Turner, James Romag, Maeve A. Baird, Matthew Fryer, Isa Ottoni, Bianca Breen, Charles Kyffhausen, Allison Tebo, Douglas Allen Gohl, Edgar Mahaffey, Jennifer Strassel, Stephen A. Roddewig, Robert Allen Lupton, K. Anders, Barend Nieuwstraten III, Melody Bowles, and C.L. Hart.

The Quest for Captain Sammy’s Treasure

Five centuries ago, Captain Sammy buried his treasure in an unlikely location before letting the sun burn his body to ash to avoid becoming a vampire. Now the spectral pirate is back in the Jungle of Kled to reclaim his treasure, accompanied by two unusual friends.

Rilpu is a young sorceress born as a serpent but transformed into a humanoid female by a spell. The wizard Zkauba hails from the doomed world of Yaddith. They are soon joined by an impressive companion: Yadira, the daughter of Nyarlathotep. However, it is possible that even Nyarlathotep’s daughter may not be able to defeat the abomination standing in the blighted clearing under the pedestal where Captain Sammy’s treasure is hidden.

Do the ghostly pirate captain and his friends have a chance of reclaiming the treasure and continuing their mission to save the Cosmos from destruction or are they destined to fail?

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(My apologies, squiders, I think the excerpt they sent me got oddly cut off. Enjoy what I have!)

Darkness and ominous silence dominated the Jungle of Kled. Strange towering trees moving in ways that defied explanation cast shadows that shimmered and danced. Each rustle in the darkness represented a potential threat, and every shadow teemed with unseen danger. A network of twisted vines snaked through the underbrush, their thick tendrils blocking any light that might have penetrated the canopy above.

A palpable sense of dread filled the air as strange and terrifying cries echoed from the shadows. The flapping of massive leathery wings could be heard as monstrous creatures ascended into the dark green sky. Insects of enormous size buzzed and crawled across toxic flowers. The feeling of being watched was ever-present, a sense of malice stalking every step.

It was into this scene that three peculiar travelers fell from an ovoid of light the color of key lime pie filling. Despite the bumpy landing, the first of the trio seemed unperturbed. This sturdy, mature gentleman quickly righted himself, doing a jaunty jig in the air, his silver and gold curls bouncing as he moved.

WriYe and Characters

haHA we have caught up. Good job, team.

August’s prompt is: What character type always appears?

We’ve talked about character archetypes here on the blog before. But I suspect what the question is actually asking is what sorts of characters do I tend to use in my own stories.

Hold on, let me think.

That’s a hard one. On one hand, you want to be like, “Oh no, I don’t have character types, everyone is a unique and special snowflake because each story is unique and different!” But on the other hand, that’s a load of crap. Humans are creatures of habit; we have things we like and patterns we fall into, and that includes writers as much as everyone else.

I went back and looked at my archetype posts to see if that was going to help, but kind of the point of the posts was that there’s a lot of variation to what counts as an archetype, and that characters can be different archetypes at different points in the story, so, uh, it wasn’t. Helpful.

But I am having a hard time thinking of characters that I use in all, or even most, stories. Are there repetitions across all my stories? Oh, absolutely. But ones for all or most stories? Not as much.

I guess I have a sweet spot for goofy sidekicks, but that’s really uneven. I do like my characters to have siblings, especially older ones, but even that’s only a handful of stories. Animal sidekicks? That’s, uh, at least two stories. Maybe only two stories. Frustrating mentors? That might actually only be one story (Across Worlds with You, currently coming out once a month at Turtleduck Press) but I really like her.

Maybe it’s more obvious to someone else looking at my stories, or maybe if I consciously took every character from every novel/novella I’d ever written and put them next to each other, the patterns would be easy to see. I suspect a lot of my main characters tend to be fairly similar in personality (which we shall call “Kit MC Personality Alpha” because why not) but I’m not sure how exactly I would quantify them.

So, uh, I don’t know! But it’s nice to have a prompt that’s new and actually made me think for a bit.

See you Thursday, squiders!

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