I have gotten a total of 7.5 hours of sleep over the past two nights. As such, I am admittedly a little, um, what’s the term – punch-drunk? What does that even mean?
Also, wordpress informs me that I have misspelled my title and now I must fix that.
My friends, landsquid love them, have come up Sky Turtles and Sky Sharks and Land Piranhas. JOY. Uh, I mean, what, I don’t have an obsession with fictional animals.
Right, focus. I had planned a nice writing post for you all today, but seeing how I’m having issues staying awake and coherent and how everything is funny, we are going to leave that for another time and instead communicate in haiku.
Now you may ask why
The answer is quite clear
Because I said so.
Come, haiku with me
Perhaps we’ll tell a story
Possibly about squid.
The Squid Majestic
Ruler of the Deep Waters
Except the Landsquid
Punch-drunk – dazed from or as if from repeated blows; “knocked silly by the impact”; “slaphappy with exhaustion”
o/ @ haiku
Please darling Taya
Reformat your lovely comment
In proper format. 😛
(What does slaphappy really mean? I ask you.)
I’m so tired
Could be I’m glued to my chair
What? There’s beer? See ya.
You should do more posts
While sleep-depriv’d. This is
a charming nonsense.
In sleep you are short
In chills you are most gifted
Third Fencepost You Write
How did you find out
‘Bout land piranhas and such
Swore ’twas Top Sekrit!
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