I realized I never introduced you guys to Jorge. My sister likes to think she’s funny, so for my birthday (back in October), she got me a llama (or possibly an alpaca?) cookie jar. My first thought was “What the
A Landsquid Thanksgiving
Landsquid called his friend Turtleduck on the phone. “Come over,” he said. “I’ve learned about this great holiday that some people celebrate, where you get together with those you love, eat a shared meal, and go over what you’re thankful
The Wisdom of the Future Dinosaur
Landsquid was tentacle-deep in flour–it was Thursday, his weekly baking day–when his doorbell rang. Most of his friends knew not to disturb him while baking was in progress, so it was either a stranger, or it was important. He didn’t
Alpaca Interlude
I hate to do this to you guys, but I’m in a rough spot on my edit (whhhhhyyyyyy) and I need to focus on that. So today, you get alpaca. Specifically, you get these alpaca: So apparently these are a
Merry Christmas!
I hope, if you celebrate Christmas, that you have a lovely day full of love, laughter, and joy. If you don’t celebrate Christmas, I hope you have a lovely Tuesday, which is my favorite day of the week. (I’d look
Of Sulking Alpacas and Scones
Landsquid left his house through the front door, carrying a basket of freshly made chocolate chip scones (which are the best kind) over one tentacle. He steeled himself, then quickly hurried down his front walkway, around the fence, and up
Alpaca Overlord Week: Introducing Population Control
My dear minions, it has come to my attention that there are a ridiculous amount of you out there. An unsustainable amount, if you will. Since it is my duty now to care for you, I have decided to introduce
Alpaca Overlord Week: My Rise to Power
Today, I will tell you, my minions, of how I overcame Kit and her accursed landsquid to rise above the odds, to conquer trials and tribulations, and to inspire you with feelings of my greatness. And to warn you that
Alpaca Overlord Week: How to Worship Your New Leader
Greetings, minions. It is I, your new overlord, the Alpaca. As is befitting my takeover of this blog (and shortly, the world), I have graciously put together this list of instructions so you may show your gratitude and awe in
Public Service Announcement
I’m sure you’ve all realized that yesterday’s post is a little late. There’s a very good reason for this. You see, after much thought and deliberation, I have decided to turn over control of this blog to the Alpaca and
