I realized I never introduced you guys to Jorge. My sister likes to think she’s funny, so for my birthday (back in October), she got me a llama (or possibly an alpaca?) cookie jar. My first thought was “What the
Alpaca Overlord Week: Introducing Population Control
My dear minions, it has come to my attention that there are a ridiculous amount of you out there. An unsustainable amount, if you will. Since it is my duty now to care for you, I have decided to introduce
Alpaca Overlord Week: My Rise to Power
Today, I will tell you, my minions, of how I overcame Kit and her accursed landsquid to rise above the odds, to conquer trials and tribulations, and to inspire you with feelings of my greatness. And to warn you that
